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To: somethingwicked who wrote (4342)	1/17/1999 2:29:00 AM
From: denekin	Respond to of 30928

Dear Mr. Greener: We at the lab have analyzed the stool sample you recently sent to us. DNA analysis revealed three interesting items: 1. The stool sample is human 2. It is from a female of the species. 3. Preliminary analysis using FBI DNA Databank suggests it came from your wife. Our conclusion is to move the dog inside and leave your wife out in the yard. If we can be of further assistance, please do not hesitate to stick your right arm into the snow blower while it is running.