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To: Barney who wrote (1169)	1/19/1999 12:11:00 AM
From: treetopflier	Respond to of 2733

How to talk about men and still be politically correct He does not have a beer gut, He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility. He is not quiet, He is a Conversational Minimalist. He is not stupid, He suffers from Minimal Cranial Development. He does not get lost all the time, He discovers Alternative Destinations. He is not balding, He is in Follicle Regression. He is not a cradle robber, He prefers Generationally Differential Relationships. He does not get falling-down drunk, He becomes Accidentally Horizontal. He does not act like a total ass, He develops a case of Rectal-Cranial Inversion. He is not short, He is Anatomically Compact. He does not have a rich daddy, He is a Recipient of Parental Asset Infusion. He does not constantly talk about cars, He has a Vehicular Addiction. He does not have a hot body, He is Physically Combustible. He is not unsophisticated, He is Socially Malformed. He does not eat like a pig, He suffers from Reverse Bulimia. He is not a bad dancer, He is Overly Caucasian. He is not a sex machine, He is Romantically Automated. He does not hog the blankets, He is Thermally Unappreciative. He is not a male chauvinist pig, He has Swine Empathy. He does not undress you with his eyes, He has an Introspective Pornographic Moment. He is not afraid of commitment, He is Monogamously Challenged. (just a vain attempt to balance the scales....ttf)