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Pastimes : Ask God -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: PROLIFE who wrote (23951)	1/19/1999 1:14:00 PM
From: PROLIFE	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 39621

Here is a good one. One Sunday morning in bible class the teacher was teaching on the story of Jonah. As he read the part about Jonah being swallowed by the big fish, his usual antagonist spoke up and said, "Are you telling me you really believe that Jonah was swallowed by the fish?" The teacher answered "Yes I certainly do." The antagonist continued,"How can you possibly believe that?" To which the teacher replied, "I believe it cause the bible tells me so." "Well you can't prove it." says the antagonist, so the teacher told him... " Well when I get to heaven I will just ask him" Then the antagonists says " Heaven , you believe in heaven too? What if Jonah ain't in heaven?" "In that case" says the teacher, "then YOU ask him" dan