Silicon Investor (SI) -- The First Internet Community

STOCKTALK

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor. We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community. If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.

Pastimes : Jokes -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: treetopflier who wrote (1176)	1/19/1999 7:35:00 PM
From: Barney	Respond to of 2733

Subject: Go Figure...... Quick Thoughts... A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station. Can atheists get insurance for acts of God? If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP? Does fuzzy logic tickle? If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery? How come you never hear about gruntled employees? If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? What WAS the best thing before sliced bread? Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?