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Politics : Bill Clinton Scandal - SANITY CHECK -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: John Lacelle who wrote (28531)1/19/1999 10:49:00 AM
From: Les H  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 67261
 
Clinton Earning 'Frequent Liar Miles'
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Our BNN Investigative team has uncovered evidence that a major U.S. air carrier has been awarding President Clinton 'Frequent Liar Miles'. A unnamed executive of this airlines told BNN, "The CEO of our company is good friends with the President. When Clinton first took office in 92' he set up a special account in the President's name. I discovered that every time the President lies he is given credit toward free air travel. Clinton can redeem these 'Frequent Liar Miles' as soon as he leaves office."

When BNN asked how many miles the President had accrued we were told, "Let's just say that Mr. Clinton will be able to fly First-Class for free for the rest of his life."




To: John Lacelle who wrote (28531)1/19/1999 10:52:00 AM
From: Les H  Respond to of 67261
 
Liberal Group Calls on Denver Broncos to Let Atlanta Win Super Bowl XXXIII

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - The "Americans Against Competitiveness" today called on the Denver Broncos to do the right thing and let the Atlanta Falcons win Super Bowl XXXIII. AAC spokeswoman, Samantha Fairchild, challenged the Broncos at this morning's news conference when she said, "We are asking the Broncos to set a positive example for Americans by not seeking a second Super Bowl win. The Broncos won last year, therefore they do not need to win another Super Bowl. Denver should give Atlanta an opportunity to enjoy the spotlight. We are calling on John Elway and Terrell Davis to put an end to "out of control" selfish competitiveness. These men have an opportunity to be remembered as men of honor who wanted to help lift another team, more deserving than they, to the top of the ladder rather than men who selfishly crushed their opponents in an ugly display of masculine athletic ability."

The Denver Bronco's organization has not yet responded to the AAC's challenge. However, one unnamed Bronco told BNN, "The AAC can kiss my a**."