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To: stockbug who wrote (28117)	1/22/1999 9:27:00 PM
From: Joe Pirate	Respond to of 36349

Off Topic: Pirate's Bad Taste Weekend Original Jokes 1. News flash: EBAY and UBID reporting higher than anticipated demand for the "Monika L. throat lozanges".. 2. News flash: After a grueling interogation by Ken Starr, Monika agrees to "cough" up the evidence! 3. News flash: Consumer reports indicate the Monika affair is widely accepted by the public, new evidence indicates BILL doesn't inhale and Monika doesn't swallow.. (Dem little birdies...really) 4. News flash: New meaning to the words "White house".... 5. News flash: Monika seen in speech therapy, she just can't seem to say "Blue Dress", instead it comes out as "Blew...Dress".. "Blow.. Dress"... "Suck...Dress"... 6. News flash: Monika loses 50 pounds, nope not lipo-suction, not exercise, not a diet, apparently it was stomach lining "goo" removal.. 7. News flash: Monika sign's contract with 7-11 mini-marts endorsing the new line of Monika "Slurp..ee's", only 1 color available. 8. News flash: Secret audo tapes released, Bill french kissing Monika.. dialog as follows; <BILL> "Oh Monika, kiss.. kiss. tongue.. spit... Hey, you taste like "chicken", but you didn't each chicken for lunch" ? <Monika> "No.. silly, you had chicken....." <- bad joke! yuk! 9. News flash: Frederico's of Hollywood, adult apparrel shop, reports high demand for the Monika inflated doll, but took customers by surprise with the fine print "Inflate to 250 pounds".. 10. News flash: US post office unviels new stamp of BILL, early rumor indicate the glue is authentic and people are relucatant to lick it. 11. News flash: US Post office hires Monika to QA the stamps, ensuring the gloo is the real "thang". 12. News flash: Wanted: Joe Da Pirate, last seen on SI, 1 patch, 1 leg, and hangs out with his parrot friend named polly, if you seen this character call 1-800-Unsolved-Pirate-Mysteries. Pirate