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To: Augustus Gloop who wrote (18909)1/22/1999 2:43:00 PM
From: oldcrow  Respond to of 27307
 
How high's the stock price momma? she said it's 290 1/4 and rising...



To: Augustus Gloop who wrote (18909)1/22/1999 2:57:00 PM
From: oldcrow  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 27307
 
.....SSSSSSSSNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!

...the first of several large traps sprang shut on the paw of an uneducated bear.

...the roar of bewilderment and betrayal was awesome....other traps sprang....other bears roared out in surprise and pain....

...it was as if the world had suddenly turned upside down....

...gunfire, deafening, everywhere....

...hounds...hundreds of them....yelping at the thrill of the upcoming kill...

....the bears yanked....the bears pulled...but they were stuck fast to the trash pile....

...that sickening fear...that gut-wrenching panic began to engulf them...the terror was unbearable...

meanwhile, high atop the peaks of Mt CBS Marketwatch...

...resting abreast a fallen pine the great grizzlies gazed (from a safe distance) across the valley at the ensuing devastation...they couldn't help but smile at how crafty they had become.....

...those young, pompous, arrogant bears...

...can be convinced of anything...

with bellies full, the massive grizzlies settled down for a nice afternoon snooze...

(to be continued)