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To: nihil who wrote (28975)1/24/1999 4:20:00 PM
From: Father Terrence  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 108807
 
Nihil:

Ahhhh... then you must have missed the sequel, panned by a great many critics, The Miracle of the Fisherman. Anthony Quinn refused to reprise his role, so they got George Lazenby, late from his one outing as James Bond in On Her Majesty's Secret Service, to fill the shoes of the fisherman, so to speak.

In the sequel, Rosario is raised from the dead and Gonzales in a drunken stupor attempts to employ the painted puny plaster penis as a dildo. This sacrilege is reported to his holiness who then proclaims a New Inquisition and uses the worldwide network of information gleaned by his Vatican spies to blackmail the political leaders of the Western world into accepting and supporting this.

When the U.S. refuses to yield to the blackmail, the Vatican declares war on America. Just when it seems the pope has finally outstepped his bounds, the miraculously resurrected Rosario saves the day by praying for the animation of a St. Christopher statue near Trinity Church in Wall Street. The statue grows to immense proportions and proceeds to wreak destruction from Manhattan Island to Washington, DC.

Who can forget that stirring scene of Lazenby playing the pope, hitting the after burners of his Russian MIG after downing half the American airforce over the Hudson River, while beneath him a battle rages between the St. Christopher statue and the Statue of Liberty -- somehow mysteriously brought to life by presumably dark forces.

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