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To: Janice Shell who wrote (6814)	1/24/1999 7:49:00 PM
From: Eddy Blinker	Respond to of 12810

< in which they use the head of a Shorter instead of a ball, A hahahahaha.> Janice, This tradition should be introduced on Wall Street. At once! ED

To: Janice Shell who wrote (6814)	1/24/1999 7:59:00 PM
From: Curtis E. Bemis	Respond to of 12810

Speaking of rich cultural heritage- Check out Doroteo on the LU Thread -- Message 7450399

To: Janice Shell who wrote (6814)	1/25/1999 2:41:00 PM
From: ISOMAN	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 12810

>>Here is your "Official Useless Information" for today..... >> >> If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have >> produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. >> >> If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is >> produced to create an atomic bomb. >> >> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to >> the body to squirt blood 30 feet. >> >> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. >> >> Humans and Dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. >> >> On average people fear spiders more than they do death. >> >> The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE. >> >> It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. >> >> You can't kill yourself by holding your breath. >> >> Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every year. >> >> Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie. >> >> Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne >> cork than by a poisonous spider? >> >> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than >> left-handed people do. >> >> In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, >> including their eyebrows and eyelashes. >> >> A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. >> >> A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. >> >> The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own >> weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. >> >> Polar bears are left handed. >> >> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank #1 >> for animal having the most taste buds. >> >> The flea can jump 350 times its body length, that is like a human >> jumping the length of a football field. >> >> A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to >>death. >> >> A gorilla's penis is 1/3 that of a human. >> >> Some lions mate over 50 times a day. >> >> The giraffe has a black tongue that is 14 inches long and no vocal >> cords. >> >> Butterflies taste with their feet. >> >> Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. >> >> An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. >> >> Starfishes haven't got brains >> >