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To: Ann Janssen who wrote (22538)	1/29/1999 6:29:00 PM
From: Tony Viola	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 27012

Hi Ann and all, good day for a joke. This guy dies and goes to Hell (stay with me). The first day, the devil says to his assistant 'send this guy out to break rocks with a sledge hammer, and make sure it's standard hot.' At the end of the day, the devil goes by to check on him, and he's sweating like a pig, but whistling and happy. The devil says 'it's 100 degrees and 95% humidity, how come you're so happy?' He says 'this reminds me of where I'm from, the great state of Georgia, in the summertime.' The next day, the devil says to his assistant 'turn it up to 125 degrees and 100% humidity.' At the end of the day, the guy is slaving away in the rockpile, just melting. The devil stops by and finds him singing away. The devil says 'how can you possibly be so happy? It's 125 degrees and 100% humidity!' He says 'this reminds me of cleaning out the silo at my house in Georgia in the summertime, and that makes me happy.' The next day, the devil says to his assistant 'make it cold, 50 below zero and 40 mile an hour wind. We'll get to this guy.' That night, the devil stops by, and the guy is blue and covered with ice crystals, but he's singing and twirling the sledge hammer like a baton, he's so happy. The devil says 'I give up, first we put you in heat like Death Valley and humidity like the Phillipines, then cold like the North Pole, how can you possibly still be happy?' - - - - - - - He says 'it's a cold day in Hell, the Falcons must be going to the Super Bowl!'