To: Dave M who wrote (13542 ) 1/29/1999 11:48:00 AM From: D.R.A. Respond to of 26850
Sorry no relation but I have enjoyed his posts. Here are a couple of stories that I have pulled off the thin air wire. ROOTERS,JAN 32,1999. Washington, Senate calls witness over impending market crash re: Impeachment Mystery witness known only by initials JP has sworn " to tell the true , the Hole true and nothing but the true so help me Dog". When asked about his relationship with Mrs Lewdinsky he replied " She's going down, she's going down, OH DOG she's going down". Upon reaching the witness stand Mrs Lewdinsky said " Oh I remember him , I measured him once. The tape never lies, I repeat the tape never lies. He's definitely Short." When asked about the rumors going around Mrs Lewdinsky replied " I can't remember seeing any VD around the core but you have to be safe when you play a "peni-stock". When reached the President said " I think he's getting a Bum Wrap. I'm not kidding at all. The trial continues...... The Canadian Barb Wire, Jan 33,1999 Burnt Tree NWT We've got Bic Shaking in their boots. Young entrepreneur and diamond explorer, Former Lee Known as AJ, said today " We have finally got the makers of the Bic lighter on the run with our new product the Kimber-Light Lighter. With our new motto, " Does it work? Hell yes !! And we have the pipes to prove it" we continue to steal market share." When Former Lee was asked about his target audience he replied " Just about everyone, everyone except Dykes, there's no money in Dykes." We also asked Former Lee about any upcoming exploration plays: " We have just made a TREEmendous discovery. We believe that we have found the remains of that famous burning tree, you know the one in the Bible. Once we confirm our discovery can "Moses Arc" be far behind?" Have a good weekend and may everybody make lots of money, yes that means JP and AJ also. DRA ps just having fun