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To: Lucretius who wrote (17162)1/28/1999 5:21:00 PM
From: Mama Bear  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 86076
 
LT, I think you may be close to going over the edge. Take 2 aspirin, and buy a DELL call in the morning.

Barb



To: Lucretius who wrote (17162)1/28/1999 5:32:00 PM
From: wlheatmoon  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 86076
 
Warning, Off Color Jokes. Maybe these will bring you back to earth.

* Rules that Guys wished Women
knew....
1... If you think you are fat, you
probably are. Do not ask us.
2... Learn to work the toilet seat;
if it's up put it down.
3... Do not cut your hair. Ever.
4... Sometimes, he is not thinking
about you. Live with it.
5... Get rid of your cat.
6... Sunday = Sports.
7... Anything you wear is fine.
Really.
8... You have enough clothes.
9... You have too many shoes.
10..Crying is blackmail.
11..Ask for what you want. Subtle
hints do not work.
12..Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
13..Yes, peeing standing up is more
difficult than peeing from pointblank range. We are bound to miss
sometimes.
14..Yes and no are perfectly
acceptable answers.
15..A headache that lasts for 17
months is a problem. See a doctor.
16..Do not fake it. We would rather be
ineffective than deceived.
17..Anything we said six or eight
months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
18..If you do not dress like the
Victoria's Secret girls, do not expect us to act like soap opera guys.
19..If something we said could be
interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we
meant the other one.
20..Let us ogle. If we do not look at
other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
21..Do not rub the lamp if you do not
want the genie to come out.
22..You can either ask us to do
something OR tell us how you want it done ... not both.
23..Christopher Columbus did not need
directions, and neither do we.
24..Women wearing Wonderbras and
low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs
stared at.




To: Lucretius who wrote (17162)1/28/1999 5:47:00 PM
From: accountclosed  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 86076
 
I know it appears I am nuts

I don't think you are nuts. I just don't think anyone has an effective crystal ball these days. I'm just a holder of puts in the 90/10 fashion and will be adding more soon if things persist at these or higher levels. That is not the same thing as a market call.



To: Lucretius who wrote (17162)1/28/1999 7:31:00 PM
From: Copeland  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 86076
 
Let's hope you're right. If you are, my NDX puts are going to make me very, very rich.