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To: frannie who wrote (1268)	1/30/1999 8:59:00 PM
From: Karin	Respond to of 2733

A foursome is waiting at the mens tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, hacks it another ten feet and looks up at the men waiting and says apologetically: ''I guess all thos f*cking lessons I took this winter didn't help'' One of the men immediately replies: ''No, you see there is your problem. You should have been taking golf lessons instead.'' Karin

To: frannie who wrote (1268)	1/30/1999 9:02:00 PM
From: Karin	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

You have about 12 hours to live said the doctor at his checkup that afternoon so he went home and told his wife the bad news. "WOW, she said, what a bummer!" Well,honey, we will do whatever you want for these last hours. He said "I just want to be with you in bed and hug and kiss you and make love. Fine, she said and they went to bed and made love, once, twice, three times, and finally fell asleep. About 3:AM He awoke and said "Honey, wake up, I want to make love one more time! Ÿeah,sure, YOU dont have to get up in the morning! Karin