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To: Barney who wrote (1285)1/31/1999 3:00:00 PM
From: treetopflier  Respond to of 2733
 
Crazy Mike

Crazy Mike the biker walks into a pharmacy and says to
the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've
never had three girls at once, and I need something to
keep me horny, keep me potent."

The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the
bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box
labeled "Viagra - Extra Strength" and says,
"Here, if you take this, you'll go nuts for 12 hours!"

Then Crazy Mike says,"Gimme 3 boxes."

The next day, Crazy Mike walks into the same pharmacy,
right up to the same pharmacist and pulls down his
pants. The pharmacist looks down in horror as he
notices the man's penis is black and blue, and the
skin is blistering in some places. Crazy Mike says,
"Gimme a tube of Ben Gay,"

The pharmacist replies,"Ben Gay?!?!?! You're not going to put Ben Gay on that,are you?"

Crazy Mike says, "No, it's for my arms, the girls didn't show up!".