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Pastimes : Another Good Reason Not To Be Married -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: gypsy who wrote (4053)1/31/1999 9:34:00 PM
From: Elmer Flugum  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 6545
 
What a woman says:
"This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying
on
the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right
now!"
What a man hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW



To: gypsy who wrote (4053)1/31/1999 9:38:00 PM
From: Elmer Flugum  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 6545
 
Is this an admission???

This just in...

Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?


A. Both of them.

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Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?


A. They don't have time.

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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her."

"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"

God says: "So she would love you."

**Women made up this thing called LOVE**