To: Druss who wrote (6458 ) 2/1/1999 5:29:00 AM From: marcos Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 12754
Good morning. This is Warden Schultz speaking, as marcos can't come to the thread just now due to the effects of an extended interlewd with Doña Flagella's nieces and a variety of liquids yet to be determined. In the last moments of consciousness he was heard to mutter a few things; 1. He is not bilingual. Everybody wears pants like that in his village. 2. He says go ahead, blackmail him. Something like "Publish and be damned, and good luck selling the hardcover" ... do forgive my poor translation, there was more but I know not what it means, or how to spell it. 3. He was quite distressed at the lack of radiant heat generated by the so-called 'Flame' thread, and felt that perhaps a review of the Terms of Abuse could be of benefit to all participants. 4. He did wish to have it understood that the 'scum-sucking paleface gringo bastid' reference was meant in the nicest possible way, and was deeply concerned that persons alive or dead may perchance take offense at some vague resemblance to their own persona in said epithet, which would not in his opinion be appropriate as this is in fact in his home village a mantra used to ward off the demons who cause brewery worker strikes. He does have a mouth on him, but also wishes to be known as a liberal minded sort, quite open to a free exchange of thoughts on any and all ideas short of the indisputably disgusting obscene topics such as anal sex and fishing. That's all I can remember, and as it was difficult to take notes during the brawl, I shall bid you good day, with the promise that I shall remind marcos of this thread as soon as he arises and partakes of his jar of mezcal. Perhaps midday Tuesday. Your servant, Jefe de Seguridad Pública [Warden] de San Cristóbal de las Casas Schultz