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Pastimes : Let's Talk About Our Feelings!!! -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Dayuhan who wrote (29884)	2/1/1999 10:08:00 PM
From: Sidney Reilly	Respond to of 108807

A guy suspects his wife is cheating on him. One day, he dials his home and a strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," answered the woman. "We don't have a maid," said the man. The woman says, "I was hired this morning by the lady of the house." The man says, "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?" The woman replied, "She is upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I figured was her husband." The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?" The maid says, "What will I have to do?" The man tells her, "I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with." The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and the gun shots. The maid comes back to the phone, "What do I do with the bodies?" The man says, "Throw them in the swimming pool." Puzzled, the maid answers, "But there's no pool here." A long pause and the man says, "Is this 832-4821?"