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To: Barney who wrote (1303)	2/4/1999 12:21:00 AM
From: Mad2	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

TO BE A PERFECT EUROPEAN You must be discreet as the Danes You must be as systematic as a Greek you must be generous as the Dutch You must be humble like a Spaniard You must be as sober as a Irishman You must exhibit the self-control of an Italian You must be as patient as a Austrian You must be famous as a Luxembourgian You must be flexible as a Swede You must be technical as a Portuguese You must be humerous as a German You must be talkative as the Finns You must be hard working as the Belgian You must drive as a Frenchman You must cook as an Englishman Where is Heaven? That's where the policeman is English, the chef is French, the lover is Italian and the administrator is Swiss. Where is hell? That's where the policeman is German, the mechanic is French, the lover is Swiss and the administrator is Italian.