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To: Blue On Black who wrote (18279)2/4/1999 11:56:00 PM
From: Jeffrey S. Mitchell  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 26163
 
"I got a lawyer"... dedicated to Courtroom Mike, from a lurker

My life functions- in between injunctions
That I set forth - on this paper today
I don't care - what it says I don't read it - I just sign it - and go off on my way
It doesn't make a difference to me -
As long as I'm getting my money

I got a lawyer - I can prove anything
I got a lawyer - he's on my side
Me and my lawyer - we can kick your ass in court
I got a lawyer - if I pay him on time

I don't worry much - about minor infractions and this and such
Or other actions I see or touch -
that might out of line
I just make a call - to the guy who takes it all
He solves everything - every time
It doesn't make a difference to him
As long as he's there when the money comes in

I got a lawyer - I can sue everyone
I got a lawyer - (s)he's on my side
Me and my lawyer - can tie you up in legal tape
I got a lawyer - if I pay him on time

Big old lawsuits they don't bother me - that's what I'm waiting for
I just countersue to get my lawyer's fee - just give me my day in court

I get bills - in the mail
I don't always pay them
Sometimes I take them -
and I throw em away
'Cept that one bloody bill - I pay my lawyer every month and still
I keep on rocking cause he won't call me back if I fail to pay
I wouldn't want to take a stance
If he can make a deal and remove all the chance

I got a lawyer - I can sue everyone
I got a lawyer - he's on my side
Me and my lawyer - can tie you up in legal tape
I got a lawyer - if I pay him on time

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- Jeff