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To: Sailor who wrote (1314)	2/7/1999 12:55:00 AM
From: Mad2	Respond to of 2733

THE IMPORTANCE OF A COLLEGE EDUCATION: Three guys were in some public bathroom and the first one finished and walked up to the sink. He turned on the water really hot and put tons of soap in his hands and scrubbed up like a surgeon, making sure he cleaned every inch of his forearms. Then he rinsed thoroughly, and when he was done he looked over and the other two who were staring at him. "I'm sorry," he said after noticing their strange stare. "I went to Harvard, and they taught me the value of cleanliness." The other two nodded their heads. About that time the second guy went up to the sink. He turned on the water for a brief second while quickly getting his hands wet. Then he soaped them up, and in another flash turned on the water to rinse, then quickly turned it off again. The other two of course started at this display. "I'm sorry, " he said, "I went to Berkeley, and they taught us the art of conservation." The other two nodded their heads. When the last guy finished, he went up to the sink, looked at it, then started walking out the door. Before leaving he noticed that the two other guys were staring at him strangely. He turned around and addressed them. "I went to the University of Illinois, and they taught us not to piss on our hands."