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To: Wayne Rumball who wrote (1)2/9/1999 9:34:00 PM
From: Wayne Rumball  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 394
 
BS NEWSWIRE; Feb 9, 1999
SEC Investigates Publicly Traded Company and Privately Owned WRLB & Associates

The SEC announced today that they have commenced an investigation into the trading activities of a "OTC shell" and a privately held company WRLB and Assocites.

The SEC alledges that WRLB and Associates gave false and misleading information that lead investors to purchase shares of an OTC shell cumpinie at inflated values.

Shootem, Scrum, Shoe and Associates has filed a class action suit today on behalf of shareholders.

VP Ell Bee commented from the Miami airport prior to a flight to Buenos Aires "S,S,S&A have not properly examined our business plan or our press releases. Our stock has not yet publicly traded. The poor babies that bought some shell cumpinie without knowing which one was our target were speculators and cannot pin anything on me."

Ell Bee further commented that he planed an extended stay in Argentina with very distant relatives.

President Rumberger was not available for comment but sources say he had left on the cumpinie jet for an appointment in Brazil.

Nick the janitor had this to say, "Mr Rumberger is a very nice man. He gave me this job even though no one else would hire me after my prison release. After we spent time in the pen together ... um, let me take that back. Hey where you guys going...



To: Wayne Rumball who wrote (1)6/25/1999 11:40:00 PM
From: LANCE B  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 394
 
ATTENTION ALL POTENTIAL INVESTORS...
DUE TO A OVERZEALOUS EGO,PRES. RUMBERGER
WILL BE CONDUCTING A LIVE FORUM ON THIS
THREAD MONDAY MORNING AT 8 AM TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS
YOU MAY HAVE OVER THE UPCOMING IPO OF THIS PRIVATE
CUMPANIE...SPACING WILL BE LIMITED AND ANYBODY WHOSE
BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL IS UNDER .1 WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO ENTER...
MAKE YOUR RESERVATIONS TODAY...OPEN YOUR WINDOWS AND SCREAM IT OUT..
REMEMBER WRLB & ASSOCIATES CAN HEAR YOU....
WE ARE WORKING REAL HARD AT BECOMING YOUR BIG BROTHER...
OH YEAH,WE ARE TELLING YOU TO HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND