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To: Wayne Rumball who wrote (135)	2/7/1999 11:24:00 AM
From: Can Do Stocks 2	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 394

Overnight trading indicates WRLB up 22 3/4 in parched buying trend. Heavy demand for "WRLB's Best" indicated wide spread acceptance of the new PREMIUM quality brew. Investors looked forward to the opening of a bottle.

To: Wayne Rumball who wrote (135)	2/7/1999 11:56:00 AM
From: J. Nelson	Respond to of 394

Dam, just too late. Well next one may be the filler. Just my luck of late..

To: Wayne Rumball who wrote (135)	2/7/1999 12:24:00 PM
From: MKTBUZZ	Respond to of 394

BS Newswire, Feb 7, 1999; - WRLB & Associates concluded negotiations today to acquire the People's Republic of China, sources close to President Weaner Rumberger revealed. The deal, valued in the billions, will cede control of the most populous nation in the world to the Gengis Kahn of the business world. The newly formed corporate state will be known as WRLB & Associates China, and will include the newly merged city of Hong Kong. "We see this acquisition as being very positive for WRLB & Associates" a spokesman stated this morning at a dim sum breakfast for the media. "Not only do we aquire a vast workforce to manufacture our products world-wide. Thanks to years of conditioning by the Central Committee, we can also tell them as consumers what to buy!" The Central Committee will receive shares of WRLB & Associates common stock, and be relocated to the WRLB & Associates People's Recreational Camp located outside Henderson, Nevada. WRLB & Associates will assume control of the Chinese bureaucracy. Rumours of President Weaner Rumberger elevating his title to "Emperor," however, are merely speculative at this point. In a possibly unrelated move, WRLB & Associates also announced its intention to acquire all of the European Union, and portions of Brazil.

To: Wayne Rumball who wrote (135)	2/7/1999 12:26:00 PM
From: C. McD	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 394

Wayne, great thread! One hot internut play for Monday will be BANY, which owns 26% of Anything Internet (proposed symbol ANYI) which could begin trading this week. ANYI is one of, if not the first BB's to meet the new SEC filing requirements for new BB stocks. The SEC filing came out Thursday evening, and led to a startup rally on Friday among those following the stock. No PR came out about the succesful filing, which was the last barrier to ANYI being able to begin trading. In fact, even the ANYI consultant who submitted the filing was caught by surprise with how fast it was posted on Edgar. He was telling people the filing had been leaked, even though it was on Edgar. Expect a PR Monday that will bring this to everyone's attention. If you can get in early, before the PR comes out, this one will run bigtime IMO. There may still be a chance to get in at $1.25 Monday, but depending on which valuation model you use, BANY could go as high $5. Do your own DD, but if you want to see my detailed analysis, go to the BANY thread, and read post #4335. I posted this Friday morning at 9:43 when the price was still $0.75. BANY hit $1.35 later in the day on only ~850K volume. So far, only the BANY followers seem to have been playing this one. Good luck.

To: Wayne Rumball who wrote (135)	2/7/1999 12:40:00 PM
From: MKTBUZZ	Respond to of 394

BS Newswire, Feb 7, 1999; - WRLB & Associates today announced plans to buy the Philadelphia Mint from the United States government. Final details of the transaction were hammered out in an all night bargaining session which included President Bill Clinton representing the US, and four unnamed chorus girls. An obviously fatigued and smiling Clinton emerged from the meeting and stated that he saw no chance that there would be opposition from anyone within the government. In an effort to appease regulators, WRLB & Associates gave a case of it's new "Special Brew #2" to the Justice Department. WRLB & Associates said it intends to print money in direct competition with the US Government. WRLB & Associates president, Weaner Rumberger, declared, "The Government has no vision and we intend to eventually take over all operations." President Weaner Rumberger said the acquisition was made in order to move closer to his grand vision of "Money always at my fingertips." President Weaner Rumberger further stated that the move would make it easier "for the lemms, uh, I mean, customers to continue throwing money at WRLB & Associates in ever increasing amounts." Response within the industry and government was immediate. “The Street” called the acquisition "the most earth shattering event in the history of the world, without question."