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To: Janice Shell who wrote (18653)2/8/1999 3:02:00 PM
From: DSPetry  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 26163
 
Guess about anything...
Seems to be what you do best!
Dave



To: Janice Shell who wrote (18653)2/8/1999 6:35:00 PM
From: Don Pueblo  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 26163
 
Documented evidence:

I return to this thread every so often to see if it is making more sense. I've decided to add my own documented evidence so that there can be more of an informed and logical discussion of opinions.

Here is mine:

The birds are made by midget aliens that speak Spanish and live in the high jungle of Peru. The Amazon thing is a marketing ploy, as everyone knows the Amazon jungle has been cut down by Phillip Morris to make tobacco plantations.

The other products come from off-world sources. For example, the sweetener is actually paper pulp natural byproducts from Rigel 4, where the inhabitants eat wood.

Mike is, in fact, an alien. He looks like Claude Aikens, but with tentacles instead of hair. He wears a ski cap all the time. He has no belly button.

Spider is an actual spider from a rim star that you pass on the way out of the galaxy on the way to Orion. He's about 3" long, and has trouble with a keypad. He was kicked off his homeworld for fighting in the 2nd grade. He stowed away on a cargo vessel that had been contracted to bring the paper poop to Earth, and made friends with the Employee Counselor (Mike). Mike was in trouble at the time for a Ponzi scheme involving used beverage cans that he claimed were actually religious objects.

There's more, but I hope this helps for now.

BAWK!