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To: issme who wrote (7003)	2/9/1999 7:17:00 AM
From: jbIII	Respond to of 12810

The word "DOH", Is spelled "DUH", Not in that particular context. geocities.com

To: issme who wrote (7003)	2/9/1999 8:16:00 AM
From: Razorbak	Respond to of 12810

ROFLMAO... Hey, Moron, I was being sarcastic, but it obviously went over your head. Allow me to explain: (1) Please note that I also went to the University of Arkansas as an undergrad, (2) please note that my handle, Razorbak, also misspells the name of our mascot, Razorback (I tried to obtain the latter, but it was already taken), and finally (3) please note, as the previous note suggests, that the word "DOH!!!" is often used by Homer Simpson (perhaps a distant cousin?) when he realizes he's done or said something extremely stupid. IOW, I was actually poking fun at myself. DOH!!! Have a great day. ;^) Razorbak

To: issme who wrote (7003)	2/9/1999 9:11:00 AM
From: X Y Zebra	Respond to of 12810

True story: Three men are sitting in the lobby of the Guinness Book of World Records. After a while of shuffling around, they start to talk to each other. The first man says, "I have the world's smallest hands and I'm going to be published in the book!" The second man says, "Well, I have the world's smallest feet and I'm going to be published in the book of records!" The third man looks up and says, "Well, I have the world's smallest penis and I'm going to be published in the book!" After awhile, the door opens and the first man is asked to enter. Later, he emerges with a huge grin on his face. He announces, "I have the world's smallest hands!" In a few minutes, the second man is invited into the room and the door closes. After awhile, he also emerges and very happily announces, "I have the world's smallest feet, and I'm going to be in the book!" Then the third man is invited into the room. After about 10 minutes, he emerges with a terrible scowl on his face. The others ask, "What's wrong?" The man shouts out, ... [see below] " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " Who the hell is ISSME ? ---------------------------------------- Oh... Comm'on now college boy, tell us it's not sooooooooooo. Double nomination... Moron, and now.... the Guiness book of records. Congratulations, Macho, Macho Man !!!! How do you spell MICRO-SOFT ? hehehehehehehe....... (Nothing like a smile in the morning).