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To: E'Lane who wrote (37954)2/9/1999 1:29:00 PM
From: V$gas.Com  Respond to of 50264
 
The thing I like is 207,000 shares and a trading range of .03125. If its a game, and I don't see why it isn't, we should have a very nice run over the next few days. Someone wants to double thier money. Anyone else? Want to bet JJJ doesn't stay away very long? HaHa

V$gas



To: E'Lane who wrote (37954)2/9/1999 3:08:00 PM
From: Jack Colton  Respond to of 50264
 
E! I'm sure you've heard these... but for the non TN crowd...

Jack T Colton Proudly Presents Country & Western Musical Definitions!

Musical Terms Commonly Misunderstood by Country and Western Musicians and Their Translated "Country" Definitions:

DIMINISHED FIFTH - an empty bottle of Jack Daniels
PERFECT FIFTH - a full bottle of Jack Daniels
RITARD - there's one in every family
RELATIVE MAJOR - an uncle in the marine corps
RELATIVE MINOR - a girl friend
BIG BAND - when the bar pays enough to bring in two banjo players
PIANISSIMO - "refill this beer bottle"
REPEAT - what they do until they just expel you
TREBLE - women ain't nothin' but
BASS - the things you run aroun in softball
PORTAMENTO - a foreign country you always wanted to see
CONDUCTOR - the man who punches your ticket to Birmingham
ARPEGGIO - "ain't he that storybook kid with the big nose?"
TEMPO - good choice for a used car
A 440 - the highway that runs around Nashville
TRANSPOSITIONS - men who wear dresses
CUT TIME - parole
ORDER OF SHARPS - what a wimp gets at a bar
PASSING TONE - frequently heard near the baked beans at barbeques
MIDDLE C - the only fruit drink you can afford when food stamps are
low
PERFECT PITCH - the smooth coating on a freshly paved road
TUBA - a compound word: "hey, woman! Fetch me another tuba Bryl
Cream"
CADENZA - that ugly thing your wife always vacuums dog hair off of
when
company comes

WHOLE NOTE - what's due after failing to pay the mortgage for a year
CLEF - what you try never to fall off of
BASS CLEF - where you wind up if you do fall off
ALTOS - not to be confused with "Tom's toes", "Bubba's toes", or
"Do-ri-toes"
MINOR THIRD - your approximate age and grade at the completion of
formal
schooling

MELODIC MINOR - Loretta Lynn's singing son
12-TONE SCALE - the thing the State Police weigh your tractor trailer
with
QUARTER TONE - what most standard pickups can haul
SONATA - what you get with a bad cold or hay fever
CLARINET - name used on your second daughter if you've already used
Betty Jo
CELLO - the proper way to answer the phone
BASSOON - typical response when asked what you hoped to catch
FRENCH HORN - your wife says you smell like a cheap one when you come
in at
4 am

CYMBAL - what they use on deer crossing signs so you know what to
sight in
you pistol with

BOSSA NOVA - the car your forman drives
TIME SIGNATURE - what you need from you boss if you forget to clock in
First
INVERSION - grandpa's battle group at Normandy
STACCATO - how you did all the ceilings in you mobile home Major
SCALE - what you say after chasing wild game up a mountain, "Damn!
That
was a major scale!"

AEOLIAN MODE - how you like Ma's apple pie
BACH CHORALE - the place behind the barn where you keep the horses