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To: CWolf who wrote (37956)2/9/1999 2:18:00 PM
From: Jack Colton  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 50264
 
While we are on the topic of nationalities....

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a Finlander were captured by a fierce
Indian tribe. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now
that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, and then use your skins to
build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."

The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison,
the Frenchman says "Vive la France!" and drinks it down.

The Englishman says "A pistol for me please." The chief gives him a pistol.
He points it at his head, says "God save the queen!" and blows
his brains out.

The Finlander says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs
and gives him a fork. The Fin takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all
over the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. There's blood gushing
out all over, it's horrible. The chief is appalled, and screams, "What are
you doing???" The Finlander looks at the chief and says,
"So much for your canoe, ass hole!"

Kind of reminds me of those days in the markets.

Jack



To: CWolf who wrote (37956)2/9/1999 2:25:00 PM
From: E'Lane  Respond to of 50264
 
Hiya... didn't want to disappoint ya!!!

ROFLMAO! {{{{{{{Chuckie}}}}}

Why darlin, you know you NEVER disappoint me! <wink>

E!...still wondering why they didn't sell the "Garfield Silks" this Valentine's day. DRATS! <vbg>