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To: canon ball who wrote (37963)	2/9/1999 3:04:00 PM
From: Jack Colton	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 50264

OH OH... I Feel some OT discussions coming on.... Lawyer Joke of the Day Some guy was walking along one day when he found an old lamp and, when he picked it up, pow, out popped a genie. The genie told him he could have any three wishes that he wanted with the one condition: that whatever he wished for and got, every lawyer in the world would also get double what he asked for. The guy thought about it for awhile and then said, "Sure, why not. I can live with that." So, first thing, "I'd like a Ferrari," he said. And flash, the genie conjured up a Ferrari. However, every lawyer in the world also got two Ferraris at the same time. Then, next, "I'd like a million dollars." And kazoom, the genie gave him a million dollars. But, he also gave every lawyer two million dollars. About this time the guy was feeling pretty good and thought long and hard on his last wish. Maybe something that would benefit the world. So, he said, "You know, I've always wanted to donate a kidney." Jack