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To: E'Lane who wrote (38002)	2/10/1999 4:40:00 AM
From: Midnightsun	Respond to of 50264

E', I enjoy all of your postings. They have sugar dripping from every word. My wife is right again, girls are made from sugar and spice and everything nice.....

To: E'Lane who wrote (38002)	2/10/1999 4:48:00 AM
From: Midnightsun	Respond to of 50264

E', Posting this late so you probably won't read it until the am. That's good because you might be able to get in a few chuckles before the "war of the thread" gets started. From the mouths of babes: 1. The Great Debate: Is It Better to Be Single or Married? > > --------------------------------------------------------- > > "I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing ... > > I'm never going to have sex with my wife. > > I don't want to be all grossed out!" > > - Theodore, age 8 > > > > "It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. > > Boys need somebody to clean up after them!" > > - Anita, age 9 > > > > "Single is better ... for the simple reason that I wouldn't > > want to change any diapers... Of course, if I do get married, > > I'd figure something out. I'd just phone my mother and have > > her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing." > > - Kirsten, age 10 > > > > > > 2. How Can a Stranger Tell if Two People are Married? > > --------------------------------------------------- > > "Married people usually look happy to talk to other people." > > - Eddie, age 6 > > > > "You might have to guess based on whether they seem > > to be yelling at the same kids." > > - Derrick, age 8 > > > > > > 3. What Promises Do a Man and a Woman Make When They Get Married? > > -------------------------------------------------------------- > > "A man and a woman promise to go through sickness > > and illness and diseases together." > > - Marlon, age 10 > > > > > > 4. How to Make a Marriage Work? > > ------------------------------ > > "Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if > > she looks like a truck!" > > - Ricky, age 7 > > > > "If you want to last with your man, you should wear a lot of sexy > > clothes.... Especially underwear that is red and maybe has a few > > diamonds on it." > > - Lori, age 8 > > > > > > 5. Getting Married for a Second Time > > ----------------------------------- > > "Most men are brainless, so you might have to try > > more than one to find a live one." > > - Angie L., age 10 > > > > > > 6. How Would the World Be Different if People Didn't Get Married? > > --------------------------------------------------------------- > > "There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?" > > - Kelvin, age 8 >