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Pastimes : Valentine's Day Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Denice who wrote (403)	2/12/1999 5:24:00 PM
From: James R. Barrett	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1070

>>"And have you ever noticed how the male"<< a) listens better when you are just dating He's just pretending to listen. b) actually remembers Valentines Day with a card and some flowers She promised to cook his favorite dinner if he sent flowers. c) dresses for dinner He ran out of clean tee shirts. d) really understands the concept of picking up after himself He threw his socks in the trash because they had holes in them. e) helps with the dishes He threw the paper plates and plastic cups in the trash too. f) actually lets someone else hold the remote Because he broke his hand playing softball. g) shows interest in the kids Because they are not his kids. h) quits burping in mixed company Because she poured Pepto Bismol in his beer. i) works on a honey do list without complaining Because she gave him a $10,000 John Deere garden tractor. j) opens a car door Because the driver's side was crushed in an accident and won't open. after a divorce Shall I go on???? You forgot one. He gives her time to have an orgasam before he falls asleep. Now that is a nice Valentine's Day present. Jim