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To: Mohan Marette who wrote (98085)2/12/1999 3:00:00 PM
From: Uncle Frank  Respond to of 176387
 
News Flash, Mohan:

It was just announced that Ken Starr has placed Linda Tripp in the Federal Witness Protection Program due to threats from rabid Clinton supporters. She has completed plastic surgery at Bethesda Naval Hospital. Due to her lack of education, Federal career counselors have placed her in a job as a stock market analyst, where her lack of intelligence will be an advantage. Her new nom-de-plume is Dan Niles.

Frank