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To: Barney who wrote (1408)2/14/1999 9:44:00 PM
From: Mad2  Respond to of 2733
 
So Pinnochio goes to Gepetto to ask his advice. Gepetto says, "Sandpaper, my boy, that's all you need."

A few days later Gepetto runs into Pinnochio and says, "So
how are you doing with the girls now?"

Pinnochio says, "Who needs girls?"




To: Barney who wrote (1408)2/14/1999 10:08:00 PM
From: Mad2  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 2733
 
Opps left the opening line off the Pinochio joke

One night, Pinnochio's girlfriend says to him, "This stinks. Every time we make love I get splinters."

So Pinnochio goes to Gepetto to ask his advice. Gepetto says, Sandpaper, my boy, that's all you need."

A few days later Gepetto runs into Pinnochio and says, "So
how are you doing with the girls now?"

Pinnochio says, "Who needs girls?"



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