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Strategies & Market Trends : The Thread Formerly Known as No Rest For The Wicked -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Junkyardawg who wrote (13191)2/15/1999 1:03:00 PM
From: Norbertus Mutsaers  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 90042
 
Hay Dawg maybe you can use this little poem

REDNECK ODE TO HIS VALENTINE
Kudzu is green
my dog,s name blue
and I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you

Yore hair is like cornsilk
A-flappen in the breeze
softer than blue's
and without all them fleas

You move like the bass
wich excite me in may
You ain't got no scales
But I love you anyway

You're as graceful as okry
jist a-dacin' in the pan
yo're as fragrant as sundrop
Right out of the can

yo're have all yore teeth
for which I'm proud
I hold my head high
When we're in a crowd

On special occasions
When you shave yore armpits
Well,I'm in hawg heaven
I'm plumb outta my wits

And speaking of wits
you've got plenty fer sure
'cuz you married me
back in "74

Still them fellers at work
they all want to know
What i did to deserve
Such a purty young doe

Cut from the best pattern
Like a flannel shirt of plaid
you sparked up my live
Like a rattletrap shad

Me'n you's like moon pie
with a RC cold drank
we go together
Like a skunk goes with stank

Some men buy fine diamonds
From a flea market booth
Diamonds are forever
They explain,suave and couth

But for this man,honey
These will not do
For you are special
You sweet thang you

I got you a gift
Without taste nor odor
Better than diamonds
It,s a new riding mower

Hope this works
regards
Bert