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Gold/Mining/Energy : Winspear Resources -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: John Paquet who wrote (14720)2/15/1999 3:36:00 PM
From: Rocket Red  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 26850
 
Not very Dangerous For the Bulls but
Very,Very bad for the Bears.
The spear will many a surprises for the bears.



To: John Paquet who wrote (14720)2/15/1999 3:54:00 PM
From: Gord Bolton  Read Replies (4) | Respond to of 26850
 
THE LEGEND OF SNAP LAKE CONTINUES

On August 31st, in the year 2000 many happy investors travelled to Snap Lake to watch the opening ceremony of the world's richest diamond mine. Included among the guests was one JP. JP delivered a long speech about how he had originally intended to short the stock and only became a believer after he had lost everything on one quick jump in the Winspear stock price.
JP explained how he had been forced to sell his computer and his hockey card collection to buy back 100 shares of Winspear and a book on wise investments. JP explained how he had turned his 100 shares into a million dollars following the discovery of the Snap Lake Pipe.
After the banquet several shareholders gathered on the shores of Snap Lake to light a bonfire and enjoy beverages and stories.
As the liquor settled in several of the shareholders debated about who was truly the toughest of them all.
Walt invited all present to demonstrate their virility by swimming in the still frigid waters of Snap Lake. The challenge was taken up by several. Some came back shivering from the cold and several were nipped by snapping turtles.
Red walked out of the lake last and everyone stood in amazement to see a large turtle locked onto his penis. Red walked calmly up to the fire, poked the turtle in the eyes, which caused the turtle to drop to the ground. "Now" said Red, "Who else would like to try that?"
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Suddenly JP blurted out, "To tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, I would like to try that. But first please promise that you will not poke me in the eye."