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To: Barney who wrote (1434)	2/16/1999 11:54:00 PM
From: P.S.N.	Respond to of 2733

A four-year-old girl was learning to say the Lord's Prayer. She was reciting it all by herself without help from her mother. She said, "And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail.AMEN." PSN

To: Barney who wrote (1434)	2/17/1999
From: P.S.N.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

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