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Strategies & Market Trends : Anthony @ Equity Investigations, Dear Anthony, -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: tool dude who wrote (12124)	2/17/1999 5:05:00 PM
From: timers	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 122088

Anthony, You should just write a book. That way you could direct everyone to it FIRST. Since no book, I am curious what you consider a good allotment percentage of your total stock investment money on..... long vs. short AND when you say 10-15% do you mean of your TOTAL equity inv. dollars or just your short portion. (Which may be to whole ball of wax if you'd rather not go long) Short answer's fine..I can figure out. ---I lived in L.A. working in Entertainment Bus. for last 8yrs. Now in Charlotte, NC. Seminar not until SUMMER?! Good excuse for SD---but I'd rather learn all the material this week. lol. (really!)

To: tool dude who wrote (12124)	2/17/1999 5:59:00 PM
From: Lee Walsh	Respond to of 122088

--Off Topic --- But a little humor.. I suppose everyone has received a hoax about an e-mail virus in the past. I received this one today and thought it was great...enjoy. Lee If you receive an e-mail entitled "Badtimes,"delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. 1. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. 2. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. 3. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. 4. It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness settings so all your ice cream melts and your milk curdles. 5. It will program your phone AutoDial to call only your mother-in-law's number. 6. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your Dr. Pepper. 7. It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company. 8. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. 9. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. 10. It will give you Dutch Elm Disease and Tinea. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences. If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows95 environment, it will 1. Leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. 2. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, but it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. 3. It will replace all your luncheon meat with Spam. 4. It will molecularly rearrange your cologne or perfume, causing it to smell like dill pickles. It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve. These are just a few signs of infection.