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To: Tomato who wrote (4783)2/17/1999 5:10:00 PM
From: Crocodile  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 20693
 
tomentose -- 1. botanical - having a dense matting of short, soft, wooly hairs, as on the leaves of a mullein. 2. a momentous occasion experienced by a tomato. 3. to be as immobile as a comatose tomato...

Croc...;-}>



To: Tomato who wrote (4783)2/17/1999 8:22:00 PM
From: Savant  Respond to of 20693
 
quiche.........
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses
> are
> >>>>  gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very
> short
> >>>>  skirt and legs that won't quit came to his table and asked if he
> was
> >>>>  ready to order,
> >>>>
> >>>> "What would you like, sir?"
> >>>> 
> >>>>  He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to
> >>>> bottom,  then answers, "A quickie."
> >>>> 
> >>>>  The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.
> >>>> 
> >>>>  After she regains her composure she returns and asks again,
> "What
> >>>>  would you like, sir?"
> >>>> 
> >>>>  Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A
> >>>> quickie,  please."
> >>>> 
> >>>>  This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him
> across
> >>>>  the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.
> >>>> 
> >>>>  A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, I
> think
> >>>>  it's pronounced 'QUICHE' ."