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To: P.S.N. who wrote (1457)	2/17/1999 5:56:00 PM
From: Brent	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

Two More Blonde Jokes Q. What did the blonde cheerleader say to the other blonde cheerleader? A. I thought we played 'visitors' last week. A blonde at the bank of a river yells to a blonde on the other side, "How do I get to the other side of the river?" The blonde on the other side responded, "You're already on the other side of the river!"

To: P.S.N. who wrote (1457)	2/21/1999 10:45:00 AM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee a sits down to drinking it. She looks on the side of her cup and finds a peal off prize. She pull off the tab and yells, "I WON! I WON! I WONa motor home; I WON a motor home!" The waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a mini van!" The blonde replies, "No. I WON A motor home, I WON a motor home!" By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor homes because we didn't have that as a prize!" Again the blonde says, "No, no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!" The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The blonde reported for her University final examination, which consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in half and hour. But, she says, I am rechecking my answers."