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To: Barney who wrote (1485)	2/19/1999 12:26:00 AM
From: Hart	Respond to of 2733

cool .. but crashed my browser :) ==================== Following an especially angry argument, Mr. and Mrs. Smith went to bed not speaking to each other. Needing to arise early the following morning, Mr. Smith left a note on his wife's bedside table that said "Wake me at six." An exasperated Mr. Smith awoke at ten the following morning and rolled stiffly out of bed to see a note on his bedside table: "It's six, you bum! Get out of bed!"

To: Barney who wrote (1485)	2/19/1999 10:36:00 AM
From: P.S.N.	Respond to of 2733

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "you don't know JACK SCHITT ". Now you can handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate married O Schitt the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children. Holie Schitt, the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name, she was known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The Schitt Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them. PSN