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To: P.S.N. who wrote (1491)	2/19/1999 10:50:00 AM
From: treetopflier	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

Since we are in the gutter this morning.... THE MORAL OF THE STORY ? One day there was a rooster and a cat on a ship. During the cruise the ship sank. The cat floated to shore on a small island. On that island was a tall palm tree and a bag of rooster food which had also floated to shore. The rooster ended up on a nearby island. That island also had a palm tree on it and the cat food that had been on the ship. After several days the rooster got hungry. He made his way to the top of the palm tree. The cock then jumped and by flapping his wings was able to land on the cat's island. He ate the food and was happy. The cat saw this and decided to give it a try. She climbed the palm tree and jumped. Not having wings, she landed in the ocean and got soaked. The moral of the story: For every satisfied cock, there is a wet pussy.