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To: P.S.N. who wrote (1500)	2/23/1999 11:06:00 PM
From: treetopflier	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

Disgust and Despair A man decides to have a party and invites lots of people, telling them to bring their friends. On the invitation he puts "Themed Party: Come as a Human Emotion". On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" The guy says, "I'm green with envy". The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink". A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped round her most intimate parts. He says to this woman "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" And she replies, "I'm tickled pink". The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party". A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the host opens the door to see Ole and Swen stark naked, Ole with his penis stuck in a bowl of custard and Swen with his penis stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and says, "Gee, guys, what the hell are you doing? You could get arrested for standing like that out here in the street. What emotion is this supposed to be?" Ole replies, "Well, I'm f*cking discustad, and my friend Swen here has come in dispair." ttf