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To: treetopflier who wrote (1503)	2/19/1999 11:19:00 AM
From: P.S.N.	Respond to of 2733

Treetopflier, It's been fun needed a laugh this morning, THANKS, I too need to go. LATER............PSN

To: treetopflier who wrote (1503)	2/19/1999 5:20:00 PM
From: Mad2	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2733

Golf It was a sunny Sunday morning, and Murray was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker - "Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee back up to the men's tee, please!" Murray was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement - "Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee!" Murray had had enough. He breaks his stance, lowers his driver back to the ground and shouts, "WOULD THE ANNOUNCER IN THE CLUBHOUSE KINDLY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME PLAY MY SECOND SHOT!"