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To: Barney who wrote (1515)	2/20/1999 5:22:00 PM
From: Stephanie M	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had >>> to say. >>> >>> "Things don't look good." The only chance is a brain >>> transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, >>> but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you >>> will have to pay the costs yourselves." >>> >>> "Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives. >>> >>> "For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000." >>> >>> Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but >>> all the men nodded because they thought they understood. A few >>> actually smirked. But the patient's daughter was unsatisfied >>> and asked, "Why the difference in price between male brains >>> and female brains?" >>> >>> "A standard pricing practice," said the head of the team. >>> "Women's brains have to be marked down because they have >>> actually been used." > >

To: Barney who wrote (1515)	2/26/1999 2:25:00 PM
From: P.S.N.	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2733

A man went to the doctor because he was having problems with premature ejaculation.The doctor told him to by something that would startle him when he got to that point and he would not ejaculate. So the man went to a sporting goods store and bought a starter pistol. A week later the doctor seen the man and asked him how it went.The man replied ; not well at all my wife and I were in a 69 I felt myself getting to that point so I fired the starter pistol. My wife pissed in my face then bit half my dick off and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands up. PSN