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To: D. Katz who wrote (189)	2/20/1999 8:44:00 PM
From: Robert T. Quasius	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 246

Bill Clinton and Al Gore went to a diner for lunch. After looking the menu over, she asked Clinton what he wanted. He said in his Arkansas accent, "how about a quickie." She immediately became very angry, asking how he can insult and degrade women, how she wasn't going to take it any more, etc., and then slapped him in the face and walked away. Bill asked Al, "what happened there?" Al explained, you mispronounced "quiche" as "quickie."

To: D. Katz who wrote (189)	2/25/1999 2:55:00 AM
From: D. Katz	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 246

Gore and the Clinton's are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy." Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy". Hillary tosses her perfectly hair-sprayed hair and says, "I could throw one hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy." Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy".