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Pastimes : Another Good Reason Not To Be Married -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Hubert Few who wrote (4602)	2/22/1999 4:36:00 PM
From: Elmer Flugum	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 6545

Bad boy, Hubert!

To: Hubert Few who wrote (4602)	2/22/1999 5:12:00 PM
From: Elmer Flugum	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 6545

Pay Attention Hubert! ==== FEMINIST PROPAGANDA ========== Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares? Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly. Q. Why do men get married? A. So they don't have to hold their stomachs in any more Q. Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A. So men can remember them. Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house. Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge