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To: Edwarda who wrote (1541)	2/22/1999 2:15:00 PM
From: P.S.N.	Respond to of 2733

Will check it out latter tonight. PSN

To: Edwarda who wrote (1541)	2/22/1999 4:40:00 PM
From: P.S.N.	Respond to of 2733

A seven-year-old and his four-year-old brother are upstairs in their bedroom. The seven-year-old is explaining that it's high time that the two of them begin swearing. When his little brother responds enthusiastically, the seven-year-old says, "When we go down for breakfast this morning, I'll say 'hell' and you say 'ass'." The four-year-old happily agrees. As the two boys seat themselves at the breakfast table, their mother walks in and asks the seven-year-old what he'd like to eat for breakfast. The seven year old replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I'll just have some Cheerios." WHACK!!! The surprised mother reacts quickly and the boy runs upstairs, bawling and rubbing his behind. With a sterner note to her voice, the mother then asks the younger son, "And what would YOU like for breakfast?" "I don't know," the four-year-old blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it's not gonna be Cheerios!" PSN

To: Edwarda who wrote (1541)	2/22/1999 4:42:00 PM
From: P.S.N.	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2733

A husband went to work at 9:00 a.m. as usual. For some reason he had to be back home later during the day while running some errands. When he entered the house, he was surprised to find his wife in bed with a man whose head was between her breasts. The husband demanded, "What the hell are you doing?" The stranger stammered, "I'm listening to music." The husband shoved the stranger aside and said, "Let me listen." He then placed his head between her breasts. He said suspiciously, "I don't hear any damn music." "Of course not," quipped the stranger, "You're not plugged in!" PSN