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To: Brian K Crawford who wrote (104108)2/23/1999 8:14:00 AM
From: Mark Peterson CPA  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 176387
 
****OT**** Brian, we need your help

IMHO, you appear to be having trouble with investment analysis and presenting your point of view in a manner that can be readily understood by participants on this thread. Unfortunately, when I perused your profile, I noticed that you inadvertently omitted a substantial amount of factual disclosures, a practice that is remarkably similar to the way you post on this thread. In order for the thread members to better understand your background, may I respectfully ask you to supply the following information?

Real Name:______________________

________Jim Bob
________Tom Bob
________Joe Bob
________Billy Bob
________Jay Bird (but my friends call me Jayyyy)

Age: ___________________________

Shoe size (left): __________________

Shoe size (right): __________________

Occupation:

________Thread Moron
________Analyst
________Parking Lot Attendant
________Investment Advisor
________Thread Lurker
________Head of Your School's Investment Club
________Provocateur
________Submissive and Willing Partner Looking for Others
________Unemployed

Spouses Name: _____________________

Relationship with spouse:

________Sister
________Brother
________Aunt
________Uncle
________Cousin
________Mother
________Father
________Son
________Daughter
________Pet

Number of children living in household: ____________

Number that are yours: ____________

Mother's Name: ________________________________

Father's Name: _________________________________
(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4
(Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (____) own or (____) rent your mobile home?

Total number of vehicles you own : __________

Total number of vehicles that still crank : __________

Number of vehicles in front yard : __________

Number of vehicles in back yard : __________

Number of vehicles on cement blocks : __________

Recent procedures by your physician:

___________ Rectal exam
___________ Frontal lobotomy
___________ Nip and tuck
___________ Removal of cerebral hairballs
___________ The Lorraine Bobbitt "short cut"
___________ Grade school physical (turn your head, now, cough…)
___________ Still waiting to have my head examined…

Your personality profile:

___________ Passive-aggressive
___________ Clueless (participation on this thread just exacerbates the condition)
___________ Just angry all the time
___________ Annoying
___________ Investor with learning disabilities
___________ Too stupid to know

Firearms you own and where you keep them:

In my truck : __________
In my bedroom : __________
In the bathroom : __________
In the kitchen : __________
In the shed : __________

Model and year of your pickup: __________________ 194___.

Do you have a gun rack? ______ Yes ______ No (please explain)

Preferred method of picking stocks:

___________ Hot tip from my broker
___________ Ouiji board
___________ Recommendation from Money Magazine
___________ Tea leaves
___________ Ask the 15 year old kid from New Jersey
___________ SI Café recommendations
___________ Psychics on-line

Why are you on this thread?

___________ Looking for friends
___________ Freeloading and don't want to admit it
___________ Venting my hostile tendencies
___________ Handicapped and need a place to park
___________ Fantasizing about stocks is better than sex
___________ Dispensing worthless investment advice
___________ Engaging in self-destructive behavior
___________ Hyping my holdings in Bavarian Ovarian Meat Business (BOMB)
___________ Trolling for subscribers to my stock investment newsletter
___________ Can't think of anything else to do
___________ Need a dose of intellectual honesty
___________ Just killing time while waiting for the mother ship
___________ Don't have a woman upstairs waiting for me
___________ Bashing stocks I can't afford to buy
___________ Short of running the mafia, this thread is as good as it gets
___________ Practicing my writing skills
___________ The guards let me
___________ Trying to use up my 20 free hours a month
___________ Need a place to take my crap and then leave
___________ General sophistry purposes

Who is your favorite CNBC investment commentator?

___________ Silvia "Broom Hilda" Wadhwa (Frankfurt)
___________ Ron "Brillcream" Insana
___________ Joe "Pompador" Kernan
___________ Jim "Frog Eyes" Cramer
___________ David "I'm Sooo Smart and I Know It" Faber
___________ Mark "They Don't Pay Me Enough to Do This" Haines

What is your investment style?

___________ Mo-Mo
___________ Disco trading
___________ Buy high, sell low
___________ Sheep in the herd
___________ Averaging down
___________ Getting back to even
___________ Jetstreaming
___________ March to the beat of a different drummer
___________ Short and proud of it

What internet developments are most exciting to you:

___________ Sears selling appliances over the net
___________ Prodigy Classic
___________ email
___________ On-line chat rooms
___________ Merrill Lynch on-line trading
___________ Yahoo personal ads

When was the last time you had an original idea?

___________ What do you mean by that
___________ Never had one before
___________ It's been so long I can't remember

What is the latest technology upgrade you have made?

___________ Replaced a light bulb
___________ Installed "The Club" on my steering wheel
___________ Upgraded the beads on my abacus
___________ Went shopping for work boots
___________ Bought a tape rewinder for my VCR
___________ Hooked up a window fan
___________ Recently ordered the George Foreman "Grilling Machine"

What does the chair in front of your computer look like?

___________ Puffy styrofoam bean bag
___________ The white porcelain one in the bathroom
___________ Three legged stool
___________ Plastic deck lounger
___________ Don't have a computer
___________ Recline-O-Matic
___________ Still saving for one

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

________ The National Enquirer
________ The Globe
________ TV Guide
________ Soap Operage Digest
________ Guns & Ammo

Electronic devices you own:

___________ Remote control
___________ Weed wacker
___________ Water heater
___________ Wrist watch with lighted dial
___________ Transistor radio
___________ Makita sawsall
___________ Dial telephone
___________ Vibrator
___________ Electronic grill ignition system
___________ Atari computer
___________ Garage door opener

Modem speed:

___________ 2.4 K per second
___________ Don't have a phone
___________ Woooaahh. What's a modem?
___________ Use walkie-talkies instead

What do you do for entertainment:

___________ Just hang out
___________ Fish and cut bait
___________ Look at the pictures in girlie magazines
___________ Go bowling with the team
___________ Polish my Weber kettle
___________ Peruse the Victoria's Secret web-site in my shorts
___________ Change the oil in my driveway
___________ Aerate my compost pile

Number of times you've seen a UFO : ____________

Number of times you've seen Elvis : ____________

Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO : ____________

What are your previous real estate investments:

____________ Time share condo
____________ Desert with great view
____________ Swamp land
____________ Condo conversion reconverted to apartments

What plant does your character most closely resemble:

____________ Diffembachia
____________ Prickly pear cactus
____________ Dutch elm (diseased)
____________ Crab grass
____________ The dead ones on my kitchen counter

What is the best trade you ever made:

____________ Food stamps for baseball cards
____________ Stock tips for Beanie babies
____________ Brains for scrapple
____________ Manners for attitude
____________ Bought Dell at $109/share
____________ Shorted Ebay at $36/share
____________ Haven't started trading yet (not old enough)

What is your favorite saying:

____________ This pig of a stock…
____________ Like totally, for sure….
____________ Ho,ho,ho…
____________ If only I bought Dell in 1995…
____________ What do the "up" arrows mean…
____________ Yeah, un-huh, right, right, right…
____________ Where is that dog with fleas…
____________ Does anybody have real-time quotes…

Where did you see your latest bubble:

____________ In a pot (boiling water bubble)
____________ In the bath tub (soap bubble)
____________ In the garden (the tulip thing)
____________ In the mirror (chewing gum bubble)
____________ In a tar pit (end of the dinosaur thing)

How often do you bathe:

_________ Weekly
_________ Monthly
_________ Don't Have Any Indoor Plumbing
_________ Not Applicable

Color of teeth:
_________ Yellow
_________ Brownish - Yellow
_________ Brown
_________ Black
_________ Don't have them any more

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

_________ Red-Man

How far is your trailer from a paved road?

_________ 1 mile
_________ 2 miles
_________ Don't know

We appreciation your participation on this thread. The information you provide will help us better understand the circumstances that support your point of view. No doubt that after you learn how to read, write, spell, and count, we can look forward with anticipation to reviewing your posts…

Best regards,

Mark A. Peterson



To: Brian K Crawford who wrote (104108)2/23/1999 8:19:00 AM
From: Mohan Marette  Respond to of 176387
 
<U.S.Economy>Yeah nice try Hawkins,where the hell is Humphrey?

Now here is the real deal.
=======================
<B.Greenspan Likely to Signal Steady Monetary Policy in Testimony to Congress

Washington, Feb. 23 (Bloomberg) -- Federal Reserve Chairman
Alan Greenspan will probably tell Congress today that the U.S.
economy is set to roll non-stop toward the longest-running
expansion in the nation's history, analysts said.

Greenspan's message isn't likely to differ from two weeks
ago, when he dubbed the economy ''the envy of the world'' during
an appearance before Congress. Stocks and bonds gained yesterday
on expectations that the Fed chairman's testimony would signal no
change in interest-rate policy for now.

The economy has expanded at a greater than 3 percent pace in
each of the past three years -- growing at a 6 percent or better
annual rate in the final three months of 1998. Unemployment in
January held at a 28-year low of 4.3 percent and inflation has
stayed below 2 percent for each of the last two years.

''The U.S. economy continues to sizzle, far outperforming
expectations,'' said Allen Sinai, chief global economist at
Primark Decision Economic, Inc., in New York.


The Senate Banking Committee will hear from Greenspan at 10
a.m. Washington time in the first installment of the Fed
chairman's twice-yearly economic forecast to Congress. A
subcommittee of the House Banking Committee will hear a reprise
of Greenspan's testimony on Wednesday.


The economy powered ahead for all last year at a 3.9 percent
pace, matching 1997's growth rate, as consumer spending
registered its strongest gain in 14 years. Manufacturing was the
only victim of weak global economic conditions as exports dried
up. Factories couldn't raise prices either for fear of suffering
lost market share.

Risk to Exports

There's still a risk that weak global economies will take
more of a bite out of U.S. export growth. And Greenspan will
probably signal that the economy's growth rate will slow this
year as exports stay weak, corporate profit growth cools and
business investment slows, said analysts.

Last year, that was the Fed's view. In July 1998, the Fed
projected growth for 1999 would come in between 2 percent and 2.5
percent. The Fed said then that demand for U.S. exports will be
sluggish as global economies struggle to boost economic growth.
The Fed also said it expected housing activity and business
investment in new plants and equipment to moderate this year.

Still, the Fed chairman will probably say the risks to the
U.S. economy ''are evenly balanced -- no harm, no foul,'' said
Tim O'Neill, chief economist for Harris Bank and the Bank of
Montreal in Toronto.

Low inflation, low interest rates, high consumer confidence,
strong income growth and a sturdy labor market will probably keep
the economy on track. In April the current expansion -- already
the longest in peacetime -- will begin it's ninth year.


Productivity Gains

There's little concern the economy will overheat because
worker productivity is showing gains. As recently as Feb. 11,
Greenspan stressed that productivity improvements are keeping
inflation in check. He'll probably echo that theme today,
analysts said.

''The economy is growing quite robustly by all appearances,
but at the same time we have no evidence of either rising actual
inflation or intensifying inflation expectations at this point,''
Federal Reserve Bank of Richmond President Alfred Broaddus told
reporters Monday before a speech in Norfolk, Virginia.

Confidence that tame inflation will keep the Fed from
pushing up the overnight bank lending rate has also helped
stocks. The Dow Jones Industrial Average rose 213 points, or 2.3
percent, yesterday to close at 9552.68 -- within 91 points of its
record close on Jan. 8.

''We don't think it's likely Greenspan will increase rates
in the face of slowing economies worldwide,'' said Frank James,
president of James Investment Research Inc., which oversees $700
million. ''Rates on the 10- and 30-year bonds are likely to
decline.''

Bond Yields Decline

Yesterday, the yield on the 30-year Treasury bond fell 4
basis points to 5.35 percent. Lower bond yields tend to help
stocks because they make it cheaper for companies to borrow money
for expansion. Stocks ''are being helped as bond yields pull back
with no inflation in the U.S.,'' said Stephen Dalton, who manages
$1.7 billion in growth stocks for First Union Corp.'s First
Capital Corp.


The U.S. economy began this year with a big head of steam.
Gross domestic product may have increased in excess of a 6
percent annual rate during the fourth quarter, according to
economists. The government previously estimated that GDP grew at
a 5.6 percent rate in the final three months of last year and
will issue its first revision to that estimate on Friday.


In December, the current period of economic growth that
started in April 1991 became the longest peacetime expansion on
record, passing the 92-month Reagan-era expansion. The only
longer expansion, 106 months between 1961 and 1969, coincided
with the buildup for the Vietnam War, according to the National
Bureau of Economic Research Inc., which has collected data back
to 1854.


If the expansion survives another year, into February 2000,
it will surpass that record.


Greenspan presents the central bank's economic forecast to
Congress twice a year, as mandated by the Humphrey-Hawkins Full
Employment and Balanced Growth Act.
bloomberg.com



To: Brian K Crawford who wrote (104108)2/23/1999 8:21:00 AM
From: Sophia Ashley  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 176387
 
BRIAN, GET A LIFE!!!!!! :)
Sophia



To: Brian K Crawford who wrote (104108)2/23/1999 12:20:00 PM
From: Alohal  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 176387
 
Gee Brian, thanks for the timely warning, I'm rushing out right now to sell everything, stockpile gold, get my family into the bunker and await armaggedon. Whew, and to think I almost didn't read your post! Don't worry, someday, with enough prosac, you too will be able to lead a normal life. Best of luck.