To: richard surckla who wrote (1573 ) 2/28/1999 8:31:00 PM From: P.S.N. Respond to
...A guy walks into a bar and sees a large old dusty horse in the back corner with a large bucket of money next to it. The guy strolls up to the bar and asks the bartender what is the deal with the horse and the bucket. "You go back there, put a dollar in the bucket, tell the horse a joke and try to make it laugh. As you can tell by the full bucket, no one can make it laugh" replies the bar tender. "Ok" says the man, and he goes back, puts his dollar in the bucket, leans over to the horse and whispers in it's ear. Well the man hasn't even straightened up and the horse starts laughing! the man picks up the bucket and proceeds to walk out of the bar, all the while the horse j can't stop it's self from laughing. 2 weeks pass and the man comes back to the bar and sees the horse in the back corner, still with a smile on its face and again a large bucket of money next to it. The man asks the bar tender "what, no one else has made the horse laugh??" The bar tender replies "Are you kidding? We can't get the horse to stop! The new prize goes to anyone that can make the horse stop laughing." "Great" says the man, and he walks over towards the horse. The horse, seeing the man coming, starts to chuckle and snicker out loud, trying to again contain it's laughter. The man gets himself infront of the horse in a way that no one in the bar can see him, and the horse just looks saddend and just starts crying. The man again picks up the bucket and starts to head out of the bar. "Wait a minute" yells the bartender. "First we couldn't get the horse to laugh, then we couldn't get it to stop! What did you tell that horse?!" "It was simple" said the man, "2 weeks ago I told the horse I had a bigger dick than him, and today I showed him!"
