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To: Elwood P. Dowd who wrote (104887)2/25/1999 10:43:00 AM
From: Mark Peterson CPA  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 176387
 
OT

Everybody lighten up! Enjoy the joke of the day. No flames, please.

A Pope and an analyst died and were met by St. Peter at the gates of heaven. After processing the necessary paperwork, St. Peter instructed a few angels to take care of their accommodations and get them settled into a life hereafter.

A few days later, the Pope ran into St. Peter:

"St. Peter, may have a moment of your time?"

"Sure, your holiness. What can I do for you?"

"Well, you may recall that when I met you at the gates of heaven, there was also an analyst with me. "

"Ah, yes, that was an unforgettable moment…"

"Well, is it possible that our accommodations were reversed?"

"Oh, how so? Is there a problem with your room?"

"Well, not exactly. The view is just heavenly and angelic CD's so prayerful… but the analyst has a suite of rooms, a fully stocked liquor cabinet, catered room service, and a choir of angles that sing just for him…"

"And…?"

"Well, St. Peter, I was a Pope! He was just an analyst!"

"Your Holiness, there wasn't any mistake. We have dozens of Popes up here! We've got only one analyst!"

Best regards and Catholic too,

Mark A. Peterson