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To: Midnightsun who wrote (39380)	2/25/1999 6:57:00 PM
From: kennbill	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 50264

OT (A Real blonde Story - ) Supposedly an actual news release: > > WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (The actual AP headline) > > Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her inlaws, and > while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up > some groceries. > > Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the > windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with > both hands behind the back of her head. > > One customer who had been at the store for a while > became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed > that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very > strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that > she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding > her brains in for over an hour. > > The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because > the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands > from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda > had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury > biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud > noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her > in the back of her head. > > When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the > dough and thought it was her brains. > > She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold > her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and > came to her aid. > > And, yes, Linda is a blonde. > >