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To: Barney who wrote (1599)	2/28/1999 10:53:00 AM
From: P.S.N.	Respond to of 2733

This was passed on to me so I will do the same << Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern > washed up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a > genie."Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!" she exclaimed."No," > said the genie, "You have been very bad this year, and because of > this, I can only give you one wish.""Let's see," says Monica, "I > don't need fame, because I have plenty of that due to all of the > media coverage. And I don't need>money, because after I write my > book,and do all my interviews,I'll have all the money I could ever want. > I would like to get rid of these love handles, though.Yes, that's it, for > > my one wish, I would like my love handles removed."Poof! And just > like that...... her ears were gone. >>